Here's what they talked about:
Hour 1:
Minutes 0-1: Underwear ad intro.
Minutes 2-4: Ann arrives and explains her commute.
Minute 5: Agoraphobia.
Minutes 6-7: MLK.
Minute 8: MLK & BLM.
Minute 9: BLM.
Minute 10: Race and crime.
Minutes 11-12: Blacks support police.
Minute 13: Shillue.
Minute 14:
Minute 15: Samantha Bee.
Minute 16: Liberals and blacks.
Minute 17: Black comedians.
Minute 18: Subsidize hipsters.
Minutes 19-20: Black comedians.
Minutes 21-23: Cabs and blacks.
Minute 24: Racism in the US vs everywhere else.
Minute 25: Cab drivers.
Minute 26: Nothing.
Minute 27: Racist comedy.
Minute 28: The media cuts up quotes to make people look racist.
Minute 29: PC culture, Trump, and neo-nazis.
Minute 30: David Duke and Al Sharpton.
Minute 31: Context matters.
Minute 32: Trump is great.
Minutes 33-35: Philly Girl phones in.
Minute 36: Facebook.
Minutes 37-42: Uber stories.
Minute 43: Shillue leaves.
Minute 44: Leftists are ridiculous.
Minutes 45-46: Politics and comedy.
Minutes 46-47: Facebook bans.
Minutes 47-49: Milo Yiannopoulos' fans.
Minute 50: Journalists.
Minute 51: Gavin McInnes.
Minutes 51-52: Amy Schumer.
Minutes 53-54: Jezebel and snowmanning.
Minute 55: Trolls.
Minutes 56-57: Modeling.
Minute 58: Rappers.
Minute 59: Philly Girl.
Hour 2:
Minute 0: Australians.
Minute 1: Accents.
Minutes 1-2: Astrology.
Minute 3: Ann.
Minutes 3-5: Break.
Minute 5: Music.
Minutes 6-8: Unfunny insulting jokes.
Minute 9: Borat.
Minutes 10-11: Using the left's language.
Minute 12: Tommy.
Minutes 13-16: MFK.
Minutes 15-16: Ann would kill Ryan, f--- Kennedy, marry Obama.
Minute 16: Lesbians.
Minute 17: Ann's ring.
Minutes 17-18: The Supreme Court and SSM.
Minutes 18-19: Cruz.
Minutes 19-20: Thurgood Marshall.
Minutes 20-23: Clarence Thomas.
Minutes 23-26: The real fight for civil rights.
Minutes 26-27: MLK.
Minutes 27-28: Women's rights.
Minutes 29-32: Erin Gloria Ryan asks about #NeverTrump.
Minute 32: Rubio.
Minutes 32-34: Fox News.
Minute 34: Cruz.
Minutes 35-37: The Michelle Fields hoax.
Minute 38: Future planning.
Minute 39: Trump is great.
Minute 40: Close.
Rubio's father swam all the way here from Cuba; helping a drowning dolphin along the way. When he emerged from the rough seas to the shore, he was covered in seaweed. He opened a small seaweed dolphin knick-knack shop, selling the momentos for 14 cents each.
ReplyDeleteTed Cruz narrowly escaped a late term abortion in Canada upon birth. He crawled to America, arriving covered in maple leafs at a nearby IHOP. It was there that he famously pulled the fork out of his head and declared his independence from brutal Canadian rule. Years later he married a humble, pious, working class Goldman-Sachs girl.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Carlos Slim delivering the NY Times on his bicycle ? I didn't even know he was a Mormon.
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